Anyone that doesn’t agree with leggings as pants can physically fight me. And I’m going to win because I have a full range of motion due to the fact that I’m wearing leggings as pants.
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Dexter, S5E9 (via letmecatchmybreath)
- Me: *fits daddy's 9inch cock all in my mouth*
- Daddy: You're so brave boy ;)
- Random white person: *busts the door open* BUT NOT AS BRAVE AS THE SOLDIERS!!!
THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT
i just met my step-brother for the first time
- me: why do i mysteriously feel like crap and keep wasting time doing nothing?
- brain: you have depression
- me: no that cant be it, it has to be something i did
im only really addicted to musical.ly (btw its @taylornicolestrong💗)
- Me: *takes deep breath*
- Me: I lo-
- Anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love dogs, we know, you love dogs so much, they're the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love dogs, we KNOW, you love dogs you fucking love dogs, ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE DOGS. WE GET IT.